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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through S-N-E
Everyone had nearly just died of ennui
The weeklies were posted by the hopeful with care,
In hopes that a pattern change soon would be there.

December departures? Not too bad, once all sorted,
Slightly below, somehow, Mount Tolland reported.
And 'fella in his ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just walked on home for a scotch-induced nap.

When back on the boards there arose such a clatter,
I killed my iPhone battery to see what was the matter.
Closing other apps, in hopes it won't die,
I opened the December thread, immediately regretted it.

For here on the eve of the savior's birthday
Came soaking rains, from LI to KGAY.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But behind it, a pattern change, and cold air draws near?

Citing some science I don't understand,
Scotty assured us: things going "as planned."
More rapid than eagles, upbeat replies came,
"Good post, Scott" "+1" "We're back in the game!"

With PNA positive, and NAO fixin'
To switch up the scheme and bring winter a blitzin'
Rain nonetheless continued to fall
And slim hopes of backlash seemed pointless to all

And then, in a twinkling, I saw on the forum
Speculation that things would be white through Purim
So on these damn boards I spent the whole day,
Ignoring my poor family along the way.

A washout still, and howling, outside,
It was hard to envision that we'd soon sleighride
Meanwhile, jamesnichols, at his absolute worst,
Was still holding out for a white 21st.

QPF queens and packhounds united
In hopes that their dreams would no longer be blighted
Still badgering Will since some point in the fall,
With "What did the EURO say after all?"
 

"You're not gonna like it," Will said, almost hushed

"Your chances for frozen precip can't be rushed."

"Behind it," he said, "we're not out of the woods"

"But I'm sure," he continued, "it'll soon bring the goods"

 

He was straight to the point, no snow in the near future
Some pissed, some moaned, some required a suture
But even still, some kept a chin up

"Adirondack lodge rentals are not yet booked up!"

Tippy sat at his keyboard, with plenty to say,
And his fingers, like lightning, they hammered away.
But I just gave up; didn't scan very far,
Before declaring, "TL;DR!"

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