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Cold Miser

Tragic day for the Cold Miser family.

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I was legitimately horrified until he started giving board members shout outs.

LOLthis line way before that did not clue you in?

He seemed to be enjoying a nice, warm wintery day, with hot dog in hand one minute, and then just like that his life was quickly snuffed out

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I suppose the most disturbing incident came the other night. I walked into the bathroom, and he was sitting on the toilet, clutching a winter storms book, rocking back and forth, and speaking quietly but quickly in what almost seemed another language. After hearing a few repetitions I determined that he was saying, “If Will throws in the towel, it’s over.”

This made me guffaw.... my wife gave me strange looks

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Garth!!!! that was great...when i read the initial thread title i thought maybe a family pet had died..but then i saw the subtitle...his wife would never post, nor call herself Mrs. Miser...

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I hope Miser is ressurected soon

The great wizard of winter did tell me this was possible with a resurrection doll comprised of the following items:

Clothing

- Mr. Misers favorite winter outer wear.

Stuffing

- Hot dog meat

- Winter road sand/ salt

- Shredded pieces of a weather maps any major historic northeast snowstorm.

The doll must be penetrated through its bald head with an ice coated 10 penny nail (a homemade icicle so to speak)

The resurrection ceremony must take place within 12 hours of a major snow event, and in the presence of 3 knowledgeable members of the weather community. The 3 members must have a love for snow. Those of the warmista mindset will only make the resurrection task more difficult.

~Mrs. Miser

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Pretty much sums up that one...Worst winter since the 90s for me. Dont know if the 18" octobomb should even count.

E CT didn't get anywhere close to that. We only lost power for a few days. Except Glastonbury...

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