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IDALIA IS HITTING THE GYM Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'd love a 117 degree day. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm sure those nerds at Stanford can find some way to harness the energy of the sun to cool things down in Tallahassee. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I hope you're happy. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Tampa/St. Pete is going to be spared the worst, but the super Saturn Moon is going to swell the bay no matter where the storm landfalls (I would suspect Mexico Beach like Michael). The further left it goes, the stronger it becomes as it will likely crash on shore while fattening up. This is a better case than a rightward jog no matter how strong it may or may not be. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

If Idalia just jogs a little left of guidance... Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Calling it now: Idalia is Michael 2.0. The Gulf is just too goddamned warm for it not to overcome any minor shear there may be to rip the top off. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

No Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Monday and Tuesday aside, the next ten look kinda CoC-ish up this way. I'll take it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Also, sports fans. My stepson plays Jr. High Football at a local high school up this way. They scrimmaged Punxsutawney last night. Punxsutawney has a 7th or 8th grade kicker (soccer player) who consecutively kicked off from the 40 to the end zone, and then he proceeded to crush (and when I say "crush," I mean he cleared the post with 10-15 yards to spare) field goal attempts from 35 and 40 yards. I didn't get a name. But I'm sending the used car salesman in State College a DM to get an eye on the second coming of Janikowski before Ohio State finds out. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

You need to make the third shifters show up in the middle of the day like any other self-respecting mid-level manager would. Screw those people. Third shifters are savages. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Every news outlet in the country has posted the Farmers Almanac forecast for the upcoming winter today. Why, in an age where forecast models and really anything more advanced than looking at squirrel turds is readily available, is this publication still given any attention? The Farmers Almanac is the ONLY thing related to the weather I value less than shit people use to find shadows and weather rocks. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

He's got union protection and a paycheck to play a game. If I sucked as much ass at my job as he does and was protected by a union, I wouldn't care less what some idiot in Palookaville, MN cares about my performance. You want to argue my balls? *Zip* here are my balls. Argue them. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm referencing his lawsuit where he referred to MLB as racist because he wasn't given a playoff assignment because he's fuckin dog shit behind the plate. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

He's going to see this and sue your racist ass. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm camping out at Raystown for the weekend. Be jealous. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

You took a cruise to the... Bahamas... in August? You are aware January is a thing right? What is your summer vacation plan next year? A trip into the seventh circle of Hell? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I can smell you from here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Just overcast up this way today in a continuation of probably the shittiest summer ever lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

TWISTER WATCH. YAAAAAAAAAYYYY. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Good. I hope I get blowed away. That'll be a fun Saturday evening, ending up somewhere where maybe I'll see the meteor shower. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I wouldn't necessarily hate that. I'll compromise and say October 1st, it better start cooling off. There's few things more depressing than staring at the foliage with ball sweat ponding inside your MeUndies. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

We haven't had the steam up here that you folks down there have, so I really haven't had a full taste of the summer. Late August is generally when I begin looking forward to fall, but I think I'm there now. Now watch Indian summer be a scorcher. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

All of it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It's just now clearing out but there's been a mist and light drizzle almost all morning leading up. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk