WaryWarren

Hawkeye'd: From Boom to Bust, One Forumite's Struggle to See Interesting Weather

To hell with polar vortexes and blizzards. Give me derechos in December. 

You have your team of landscapers poisoning the ground because of...wasps? wtf

Work on Jonger's fish stick assembly line?

What's your poison? Indica? Sativa? Hybrid? I like a nice hybrid.

Hawkeye is either going to get Hawkeye'd or 8/10/20 Part Deux.

Jonger's next epic saga will be firing off fireworks on weatherbo's property, triggering a million-plus acre forest fire. The mainstream media will dub him the Ishpeming Igniter. So sad.

Corn farmers will turn into Walter White if it doesn't rain soon.

deep cut required for all this apocalyptic posting

2 hours ago, TheClimateChanger said:

Does anyone know what’s causing all of the wildfires in Canada? The last few days have been particularly striking across Quebec and eastern Ontario, with dozens of large fires seemingly flaring up out of the blue. I don’t think there was any indication of such intense wildfire activity this summer. Most of Canada was not in drought, but the boreal forests seem to be spontaneously combusting?

According to Jonger, it's a bunch of bored arsonists. Next question.

And until the sun angle starts decreasing to its proper place. 

Dust Bowl II: Electric Boogaloo

Did you help your friends, The Ridge Riders, when they planted their vehicle in the mud like a javelin?

Poor Stebs and his Bustcation.

Alek's concrete jungle is now at D1.

I feel your pain, fellow dry skin sufferer.

Never. Stop. Lotioning.

2 hours ago, cyclone77 said:

Gonna get a long break from mowing in coming weeks.

It's No Mow May, you shouldn't be mowing anyway. I'd plant native vegetation, but I know how uptight Americans are about having ugly vast expanses of turf lawns. 

Have they locked up the Alberta arsonists yet? New MLB expansion team name perhaps.

They already have the Calgary Flames lol.

Damn, they started all 100+ fires?

I got into a twitter tiff with Josh Morgerman about this very subject. He's gonna be so wrong lol.

Climate change has never been more sexy. 

Working from home owns. Much recommended. Can't open the windows in the office, can't go for a bike ride at lunch, etc.

yabba dabba doo!